Callmemaybe

Elyssa. 18. college girl.

sorelatable:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

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